From the Diary of MS

!!!DIE!!! Hello, I'm Mr.Snickers AKA: Mr.Snickers. My very,very,very large house is located in a Smurf crevice surrounded by lava (It's the big one next to the man eating aborigginies, ya can't miss it). A normal day of Snickers starts off with a 3:00am meditation listening to the blasting, mental assault of the Egyption Death Metal juggernaut, known as Nile. At 7:00 I eat stolen lawn gnomes from my good friend (mind slave) Arnold S. (does anyone know how to spell this man's last name?) I also create evil lawn gnomes to do my trench work. At 10:00, I go on Celebrity Jeopardy (Pauly Shore is one hilarious dude, yet he is a foolish infidel in the ways of the Canadian government). At 3:00,I play Strip Gin Rummy at the old folks home (I just love giving back to the community). Finally, at 5:00, i "go to work" at the local JCPenny jumping out of clothes racks, just ask the security gaurds. At 7:00 WORLD DOMINATION SERVING MOTHER CANADIA!!! I am an evil genius with an IQ of 5...................
.................................00 !HA!HA!HA!AHHH (relief). Some inventions I have created include a 5 gallon enema,the light bulb,inflateable underwear,left-handed scissors, non-stick glue, unscented colonge,and the entire species of gophers!!! Not to mention the entire universe......
...Anyway, !!!LICK MY SNICK!!!

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Another Day in the life of Snickers!