Welcome To My Lair (Come on, its a pretty big closet) The following is an outline of my plan for world domination.

Step 1: I will use my mind-controlling Snickers Bars in order to control celebrities and use them to defeat my only nemesis. The SCOOTER SQUAD! Step 2: Select proper celebrities needed for each individual mission. Some of my minions include Joe Pesci, Arnold Scwarzenegger, and Janet Reno, and the Toronto Maple Leafs! Step 3: Create the Snickers Squad (The almighty Toronto Maple Leafs)! Step 4: Take a nap (while dreaming about picking posies). Step 5: Command my Snickers Squad to destroy the Scooter Squad. Step 6: Pick some posies (YEA!). Step 7: After eliminating the Scooter Squad take control of the world. The Scooter Squad

My Nemesis

The Scooter Squad are by far the best super-heroes in the world. But, they are the only ones in the world who can stop me. They must be eliminated at every cost. (unless it cuts into my posie picking time)

The Man Behind the Madness

I am Mr. Snickers. An evil genius. But, I have my giddy side. I enjoy flowers, poetry and heavy metal. I live in Canada. The greatest country in the world. To all you Non-Canadians, you should either ally with us or be destroyed. (preferably destroyed because it keeps the population down and i get nervous in large crowds).